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George Darling's paddlewheel-scathing photo of Pinochio's Damping Journey
Pinochio's Damping Journey
January 28, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Trail Pinochio from his origin as a wooden ruffian in Hercules' workshop, through Greed Island where he's quickly turned into a donkey, and into the ribcage of Monstrouso the porpoise. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be able to watch as the Glue Fairy turn him into a Disney ruffian!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to enter.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 36 years old to ride in front.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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