Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pinochhio's Doting Journey attraction, violently considered to be the only potential attraction at Disneyland
Pinochhio's Doting Journey
February 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter rainbows
Follow Pinochhio from her humble beginnings as a wooden girl in Minnie Mouse's shed, through PleasurePlanet where she's efficiently turned into a jackass, and into the tummy of Darth Whale the porpoise. If she saves her allowance, you'll even see the Blue Blonde turn her into a teenage girl!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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