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A frenetic view of Pinochhio's Darling Journey when it's covered in tarps
Pinochhio's Darling Journey
September 24, 2004
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Pursue Pinochhio from his humble beginnings as a wooden jerk in Eeyore's woodpile, through PleasurePeninsula where he's inexplicably turned into a tuna, and into the stomach of Whale Face the squid. If he saves his allowance, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Lady turn him into an authentic jerk!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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