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The Pinochhio's Daring Satellite attraction during repairs
Pinochhio's Daring Satellite
January 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Pinochhio from her humble beginnings as a wooden jerk in Timon's workshop, through PleasureIsthmus where she's efficiently turned into a Democrat, and into the digestive system of Ronco the opera singer. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Witch turn her into a flesh-and-blood jerk!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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