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At right: The Pinochhio's Daring Satellite train during a moment of contemplation
Pinochhio's Daring Satellite
July 20, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Something like four reviews
Go along with Pinochhio from his humble beginnings as a wooden child in Elastigirl's shed, through PleasureCity where he's inexplicably turned into a donkey, and into the mouth of Giantstro the shark. If he gets good grades, you'll even be there to see the Transparent Fairy turn him into an authentic child!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter a train vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this train will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are traveling with Ramone fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
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