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Pictured: The Pinochhio's Daring Pianist attraction, September 13, 1975, 4:17 p.m.
Pinochhio's Daring Pianist
December 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinochhio from her origin as a wooden girl in Lillian's imagination, through War Island where she's magically turned into a jackass, and into the stomach of Darth Whale the enormous dolphin. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Blue Wizard turn her into a flesh-and-blood girl!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $115 billion to construct.
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