Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pinochhio's Daring Patent, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Pinochhio's Daring Patent
March 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 13 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Spy on Pinochhio from his early days as a wooden child in Barbie's woodpile, through Selfishness Island where he's inexplicably turned into a donkey, and into the tummy of Giantstro the carp. If he is nice, you'll even see the Blue Wizard turn him into an actual child!
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as large as this page to participate.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights, androgynous clothing, or wrist, leg, viral, nasal, familial, or liver problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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