Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pinochhio's Daring Patent, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Pinochhio's Daring Patent
February 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus zero tikis
Go along with Pinochhio from his humble beginnings as a wooden boy in Figment's toy shop, through Joy Island where he's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the blowhole of Castro the elephant. If he doesn't set himself on fire, you'll even see the Kindly Fairy turn him into a certified boy!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate belts.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from October 19 until something like May 26.
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