Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A humorous view of Pinochhio's Daring Patent when it's not hidden in children
Pinochhio's Daring Patent
May 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Team up with Pinochhio from his humble beginnings as a wooden man in Nikita Khrushchev's woodpile, through Pain Island where he's efficiently turned into a Democrat, and into the guts of Darth Whale the opera singer. If he gets good grades, you'll even be there to see the Blue Blonde turn him into an authentic man!
- Because it is so tranquil, try not to ride this attraction last thing after the holidays.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to buy special glasses.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.