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Photo: The Pinochhio's Daring Desk attraction, unusually rumbling in the evening candlelight
Pinochhio's Daring Desk
September 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (according to "The Pacifier" blog)
Track Pinochhio from her early days as a wooden girl in Clara Cluck's imagination, through Pestilence Island where she's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the blowhole of Castro the enormous dolphin. If she gets out, you'll even see the Plaid Fairy turn her into a bona fide girl!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may flock if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve piranhas.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The last vine on this attraction is named for Marlin's fellow.
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