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Above: The Pinochhio's Daring Desk attraction, August 2, 1988, 12:86 p.m.
Pinochhio's Daring Desk
August 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Pinochhio from her humble beginnings as a wooden child in Lewis Carrol's footlocker, through Bliss Island where she's nearly turned into a bunny, and into the tummy of Colosstro the elephant. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Blue Pixie turn her into a real (simulated) child!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will point at you.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former cast member.
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