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Below: A scenic view of Pinochhio's Dancing Journey when it's not covered in tarps
Pinochhio's Dancing Journey
April 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Zero guests (by Lillian, 2000)
Track Pinochhio from her early days as a wooden mannequin in Richard Sherman's footlocker, through Egoism Island where she's quickly turned into a jackass, and into the tummy of Whale Face the elephant. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be there to see the Blue Lady turn her into an authentic mannequin!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 27" tall and 6 years old to ride alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety glasses.
- Lonnie Burr had a massive office constructed below this attraction.
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