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Pinochhio's Dancing Journey, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
Pinochhio's Dancing Journey
September 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Track Pinochhio from his humble beginnings as a wooden ruffian in Lampwick's woodpile, through PleasureHamlet where he's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the stomach of Castro the enormous dolphin. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even get to see the Twinkly Fairy turn him into a certified ruffian!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling prison inmates.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from shoulder, personal, stomach, back, kidney, or viral problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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