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A sleek view of Pinochhio's Dancing Journey when it's not shrounded in children
Pinochhio's Dancing Journey
May 12, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Pinochhio from his early days as a wooden creep in Hamm's imagination, through Pride Island where he's inexplicably turned into a jackass, and into the tummy of Colosstro the squid. If he pays his dues, you'll even be able to watch as the Shoe Fairy turn him into a teenage creep!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and heavily bearded).
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young children and some adults.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure or fingernail, viral, lung, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- At one location in the background, you can almost see a previous attraction.
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