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Above: The Pinochhio's Dancing Journey attraction, abnormally behaving in the fading park light
Pinochhio's Dancing Journey
April 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinochhio from his humble beginnings as a wooden prince in Ron Clements' woodpile, through Happiness Island where he's inexplicably turned into a jackass, and into the ribcage of Mammothstro the whale. If he saves his allowance, you'll even be able to watch as the Transparent Fairy turn him into a real (simulated) prince!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that doesn't involve gags.
- Minimum height 25".
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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