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Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey, a favorite attraction of Simba
Pinocchio's Dastardly Journey
March 6, 2009
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Follow Pinocchio from his early days as a wooden jerk in Scrooge Mcduck's clock shop, through Conceit Island where he's magically turned into a jackass, and into the blowhole of Whale Face the enormous dolphin. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even be able to watch as the Plaid Fairy turn him into a flesh-and-blood jerk!
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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