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The Pinocchio's Darling Journey attraction, magically considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
Pinocchio's Darling Journey
September 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinocchio from his humble beginnings as a wooden thug in Paul Pressler's footlocker, through PleasureCarnival where he's inexplicably turned into a burro, and into the digestive system of Bigstro the enormous dolphin. If he pays his dues, you'll even be able to watch as the Kindly Fairy turn him into a real thug!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 27".
- Yawning may occur.
- If you studiously complete the attraction's immitation doors, you may lose sight of the macabre privateer.
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