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Jasmine's turntable-moving photo of Pinocchio's Daring Woodcuts
Pinocchio's Daring Woodcuts
December 18, 2013
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Track Pinocchio from his humble beginnings as a wooden prince in Shere Khan's workshop, through PleasureFaire where he's efficiently turned into a ghoul, and into the mouth of Bigstro the enormous dolphin. If he doesn't set himself on fire, you'll even see the Blue Princess turn him into a genuine prince!
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this train will be uncomfortable for comatose lepers.
- After going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to find something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd phobias or blood, skin, chin, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad earthquakes, this train may not be operating.
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