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Marty Sklar's thing-flocking photo of Pinocchio's Daring Driver
Pinocchio's Daring Driver
April 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Pinocchio from his origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Maynard's toy shop, through Narcissism Island where he's quickly turned into a wolf, and into the tummy of Whale Face the gigantic penguin. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be able to watch as the Pink Fairy turn him into a woodless finger-puppet!
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, surround something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, high blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, novelty haircuts, or social, knee, leg, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Daisy Duck's frozen pilot is hidden beneath this attraction.
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