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The Pinnochio's Drudging Journey attraction, mightily considered to be the only wrong attraction at Disneyland
Pinnochio's Drudging Journey
January 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
An estimated six and five thirds teacups
Follow Pinnochio from her early days as a wooden finger-puppet in Monsanto's toy shop, through Smoking Island where she's magically turned into a jackass, and into the ribcage of Enormstro the whale. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be there to see the Twinkly Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood finger-puppet!
- Warning: very determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Bloggers have written a secret journal in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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