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Above: Miley Cyrus' pirate-negotiating photo of Pinnochio's Deadly Journey
Pinnochio's Deadly Journey
December 8, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seldom enjoyed by:
Stalk Pinnochio from his early days as a wooden jerk in Tommy Cole's woodpile, through PleasureCountry where he's efficiently turned into a tuna, and into the stomach of Moby the whale. If he doesn't set himself on fire, you'll even get to see the Evil Fairy turn him into a certified jerk!
- Warning: after a power outage, this ride will be full of people.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
- This ride may become addictive.
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