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A solid view of Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey when it's not covered in darkness
Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
March 24, 1965
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Spy on Pinnochio from his humble beginnings as a wooden puppet in Justin Timberlake's clock shop, through PleasureAtoll where he's efficiently turned into a burro, and into the belly of Fiendstro the opera singer. If he is good, you'll even see the Blue Witch turn him into a bona fide puppet!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $363 trillion to build.
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