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Below: Tinker Bell's sword-preening photo of Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
Pinnochio's Dastardly Journey
October 1, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Pinnochio from her origin as a wooden princess in Uncle Remus' toy shop, through PleasureDistrict where she's inexplicably turned into a critter, and into the mouth of Hugestro the opera singer. If she gets good grades, you'll even get to see the Blue Witch turn her into a flesh-and-blood princess!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby Paul Pressler photo thingy.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 94.
- Must be at least 25" tall and 25 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from distracting tattoos or knee, leg, brain, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and strollers away from the attraction at most times.
- The reference to banjos is an inside joke.
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