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A soft view of Pinnochio's Dashing Journey when it's not bathed in children
Pinnochio's Dashing Journey
September 4, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinnochio from his origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Thaddeus' woodpile, through Pestilence Island where he's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the mouth of Bigstro the carp. If he never shows up on "Cops", you'll even get to see the Twinkly Fairy turn him into a woodless finger-puppet!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or social, stomach, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This is the only attraction in the resort on which a reference to Ron Clements can be found.
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