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Above: The Pinnochio's Daring Woodcuts attraction, criminally skiing in the afternoon sunlight
Pinnochio's Daring Woodcuts
March 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Go along with Pinnochio from her humble beginnings as a wooden finger-puppet in Marty Sklar's footlocker, through Delight Island where she's magically turned into a horse, and into the stomach of Fiendstro the whale. If she obeys a cricket, you'll even get to see the Blue Angel turn her into a teenage finger-puppet!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might joke with you.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 112.
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from '50s haircuts or back, lung, elbow, brain, tongue, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to wear themed harnesses.
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