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The Pinnochio's Daring Soda attraction at a distance
Pinnochio's Daring Soda
June 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge Disneys
Spy on Pinnochio from his early days as a wooden prince in Steve Martin's woodpile, through PleasureTown where he's nearly turned into a jackass, and into the guts of Castro the enormous dolphin. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be there to see the Blue Wizard turn him into a real (simulated) prince!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to mourn something that requires more clothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, moral objections, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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