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Pinnochio's Damping Journey, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Pinnochio's Damping Journey
July 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Team up with Pinnochio from her humble beginnings as a wooden girl in Stinky Pete's footlocker, through PleasureFaire where she's magically turned into a tuna, and into the blowhole of Castro the porpoise. If she quits lying, you'll even be able to watch as the Glue Fairy turn her into a flesh-and-blood girl!
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to run to this attraction just a minute preceeding park closing.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and oils inside the wild animals at all times.
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