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Below: Griffith Park's hat-warning photo of Pinnocchio's Dastardly Journey
Pinnocchio's Dastardly Journey
June 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Tag along with Pinnocchio from her humble beginnings as a wooden youth in Aida's shed, through PleasureWorld where she's inexplicably turned into a horse, and into the blowhole of Giantstro the opera singer. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even get to see the Blue Princess turn her into a real (simulated) youth!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or ribcage, heart, ankle, immunological, knee, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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