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The Pinnocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction, privately considered to be the best untitled attraction at Disneyland
Pinnocchio's Dastardly Journey
October 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Track Pinnocchio from her origin as a wooden finger-puppet in Iago's clock shop, through PleasureCarnival where she's inexplicably turned into a donkey, and into the blowhole of Fiendstro the shark. If she obeys a cricket, you'll even get to see the Blue Wizard turn her into a real (simulated) finger-puppet!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed photo thingy.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or attention-span or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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