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The Pinnocchio's Dashing Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its uproarious anniversary
Pinnocchio's Dashing Journey
May 26, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Trail Pinnocchio from her origin as a wooden dummy in Launchpad Mcquack's woodpile, through PleasureAvenue where she's inexplicably turned into a jackass, and into the digestive system of Willie the enormous dolphin. If she gets good grades, you'll even be able to watch as the Pink Fairy turn her into a woodless dummy!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve vases.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to participate.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers away from the attraction at various times.
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