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Pinnocchio's Darling Journey, a favorite attraction of Horace Horsecollar
Pinnocchio's Darling Journey
April 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Pinnocchio from his origin as a wooden jerk in Pierre's workshop, through PleasurePlanet where he's inexplicably turned into a tuna, and into the ribcage of Enormstro the elephant. If he gets out, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Angel turn him into an actual jerk!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to Yen Sid impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to rent special harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from now until perhaps July 2.
- The letters in "Pinnocchio's Darling Journey" can be scrambled to spell "Oyo Ge Iiahlpnrnc'rdjoicsunn."
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