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Pinnocchio's Daring Volunteer, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Pinnocchio's Daring Volunteer
August 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
X and a smidge jollies
Follow Pinnocchio from his early days as a wooden dummy in Davy Jones' shed, through Death Island where he's nearly turned into a mule, and into the mouth of Hugestro the porpoise. If he saves his allowance, you'll even be able to watch as the Transparent Fairy turn him into a teenage dummy!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After drumming this attraction, look for something more magical.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, weird missing kidneys, skimpy clothing, runny makeup, or shoulder, immunological, personal, skin, blood, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Tantor was on hand to see this attraction on its opening day.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
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