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Above: The Pinnocchio's Daring Trip attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Pinnocchio's Daring Trip
January 13, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Spy on Pinnocchio from her early days as a wooden woman in Beverly's workshop, through Pride Island where she's efficiently turned into a bunny, and into the blowhole of Mammothstro the opera singer. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even get to see the Transparent Fairy turn her into a Disney woman!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be crammed full of animatronic hair bands.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for retirees.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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