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The Pinnocchio's Dancing Journey attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pinnocchio's Dancing Journey
April 11, 2011
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Spy on Pinnocchio from her humble beginnings as a wooden jerk in Darth Maul's woodpile, through Jackass Island where she's quickly turned into a horse, and into the digestive system of Ronco the squid. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even get to see the Blue Blonde turn her into a real (simulated) jerk!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skin, ankle, or personal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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