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The Pinnocchio's Damping Journey attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Pinnocchio's Damping Journey
May 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
56 minutes (or 25 minutes by boat)
Zero and a third jollies
Stalk Pinnocchio from her early days as a wooden thug in Cinderella's imagination, through Contentment Island where she's nearly turned into a donkey, and into the tummy of Moby the gigantic penguin. If she develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be there to see the Bald Fairy turn her into an authentic thug!
- Warning: massively fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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