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Above: Condorman's box-groaning photo of Piccolo's Dastardly Journey
Piccolo's Dastardly Journey
January 1, 1970
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Pursue Piccolo from her humble beginnings as a wooden finger-puppet in Thaddeus' clock shop, through PleasureWorld where she's nearly turned into a jackass, and into the blowhole of Fiendstro the gigantic penguin. If she doesn't set herself on fire, you'll even see the Blue Witch turn her into a genuine finger-puppet!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may mediate if you don't let them.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or wrist, hair, bowel, elbow, lung, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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