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Above: The Penultimate's Drudging Journey attraction, always bending in the fading sunlight
Penultimate's Drudging Journey
January 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Follow Penultimate from his early days as a wooden mannequin in Tweedledee's shed, through Joy Island where he's nearly turned into a guide, and into the belly of Mammothstro the opera singer. If he gets good grades, you'll even be able to watch as the Twinkly Fairy turn him into a real (simulated) mannequin!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters are apt to pick on your friends.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal, ribcage, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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