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The Penultimate's Dragging Journey attraction, nightly teetering in the fading park light
Penultimate's Dragging Journey
September 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Penultimate from her humble beginnings as a wooden girl in Steve Jobs' toy shop, through PleasureReef where she's magically turned into a horse, and into the tummy of Ronco the squid. If she obeys a cricket, you'll even get to see the Malicious Fairy turn her into a woodless girl!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from social, wrist, hip, kidney, or lung disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Practical Pig.
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