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Penultimate's Dashing Journey, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
Penultimate's Dashing Journey
May 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
X dollars (according to www.QuarterAge.geocities.doc)
Tag along with Penultimate from her humble beginnings as a wooden finger-puppet in Secretariat's workshop, through Conceit Island where she's quickly turned into a mule, and into the belly of Fiendstro the squid. If she finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even be there to see the Blue Witch turn her into a real (simulated) finger-puppet!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for retirees.
- Merlin Jones was not allowed to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
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