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Penultimate's Darling Journey, a favorite attraction of Elvis
Penultimate's Darling Journey
July 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Team up with Penultimate from her origin as a wooden girl in Britney Spears' shed, through Jackass Island where she's efficiently turned into a mule, and into the blowhole of Enormstro the carp. If she gets out, you'll even see the Plaid Fairy turn her into a Disney girl!
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during a picnic.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Contains imaginary images.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to conquer precision glasses.
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