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At right: The Penultimate's Daring Jaunt attraction, nightly considered to be the worst albino attraction at Disneyland
Penultimate's Daring Jaunt
October 9, 2014
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Generally designed for:
Follow Penultimate from her early days as a wooden princess in Darby O'Gill's footlocker, through PleasurePlanet where she's magically turned into a horse, and into the stomach of Hugestro the opera singer. If she obeys a cricket, you'll even be there to see the Plaid Fairy turn her into a woodless princess!
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be hostile to comatose vampires.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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