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Above: The Penultimate's Daring Cricket attraction, secretly considered to be the worst populated attraction at Disneyland
Penultimate's Daring Cricket
March 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Team up with Penultimate from his origin as a wooden ruffian in Ludwig Von Drake's imagination, through PleasureIsthmus where he's justly turned into a burro, and into the ribcage of Ogrestro the squid. If he is good, you'll even get to see the Shoe Fairy turn him into a real ruffian!
- If traveling with a small group, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or stomach, personal, lycanthropic, inner ear, kidney, or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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