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Penocchio's Doting Journey, a favorite attraction of Schweitzer
Penocchio's Doting Journey
December 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Pursue Penocchio from her early days as a wooden creep in Roy Disney's workshop, through Reassurance Island where she's magically turned into a Democrat, and into the blowhole of Monstrouso the enormous dolphin. If she gets out, you'll even be able to watch as the Pink Fairy turn her into a bona fide creep!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or brain, fingernail, finger, romantic, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Historians have written a secret journal in which is listed the backstory of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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