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Pictured: The Penocchio's Doting Journey attraction at park opening
Penocchio's Doting Journey
September 14, 1990
Avg. queue length:
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Follow Penocchio from his early days as a wooden thug in Michael Eisner's footlocker, through PleasureReef where he's magically turned into a mule, and into the digestive system of Massivestro the seal. If he pays his dues, you'll even see the Bald Fairy turn him into a real (simulated) thug!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders may maintain drums.
- Before experiencing this attraction, experience something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to ride this attraction more than an hour after more important people.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and stubborn).
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or skin, fingernail, shoulder, heart, nasal, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Benny the Cab originally intended for this attraction to use live leopards.
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