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The Penocchio's Dastardly Journey attraction at midday
Penocchio's Dastardly Journey
May 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Go along with Penocchio from her early days as a wooden creep in Dave Smith's toy shop, through Pride Island where she's efficiently turned into a donkey, and into the stomach of Hugestro the opera singer. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even see the Malicious Fairy turn her into an actual creep!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with a different aura.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, runny shoes, or ribcage, knee, stomach, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Penocchio's Dastardly Journey" can be scrambled to spell "Ylarrhidetc Openjn'adusoycso ."
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