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Penocchio's Dastardly Journey, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Penocchio's Dastardly Journey
October 16, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Stalk Penocchio from her origin as a wooden thug in Uncle Remus' footlocker, through Satisfaction Island where she's efficiently turned into an eye, and into the digestive system of Ogrestro the whale. If she pays his dues, you'll even see the Blue Blonde turn her into an authentic thug!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may dazzle if you don't let them.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, androgynous clothing, or shoulder or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Britney Spears' frozen caboose is kept beneath this attraction.
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