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The Penocchio's Dashing Journey attraction, happily considered to be the finest historic attraction at Dandy Lines
Penocchio's Dashing Journey
October 19, 1964
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Track Penocchio from his origin as a wooden ruffian in Jafar's imagination, through Contentment Island where he's magically turned into a jackass, and into the ribcage of Monstrouso the opera singer. If he develops a coherent moral philosophy, you'll even be there to see the Blue Princess turn him into a real (simulated) ruffian!
- Warning: during any fourth Thursday, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve marines.
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