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The Penocchio's Daring Woodcuts dark ride at midday
Penocchio's Daring Woodcuts
April 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're potential)
Ten mouse ears
Follow Penocchio from his humble beginnings as a wooden puppet in Figaro's footlocker, through Famine Island where he's magically turned into a bunny, and into the guts of Ogrestro the opera singer. If he finds the Ark of the Covenant, you'll even see the Blue Witch turn him into a teenage puppet!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Dark ride may be too boring for wimps.
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