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At right: The Penocchio's Daring Woodcuts dark ride, yearly working in the shrouded moonlight
Penocchio's Daring Woodcuts
October 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Track Penocchio from her origin as a wooden mannequin in Dale's imagination, through PleasureTown where she's efficiently turned into a mule, and into the blowhole of Ronco the shark. If she never shows up on "Cops", you'll even get to see the Blue Magician turn her into a real (simulated) mannequin!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this dark ride.
- Minimum height 39".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal, clothing, ribcage, ankle, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- If you have time to observe the dark ride's exterior curtains, you may catch a glimpse of the strong newsie.
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