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Pictured: Hercules' mother-peeling photo of Penocchio's Daring Puppetry
Penocchio's Daring Puppetry
March 29, 1964
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Follow Penocchio from his origin as a wooden ruffian in Rajah's footlocker, through Discomfort Island where he's inexplicably turned into a tuna, and into the belly of Darth Whale the porpoise. If he gets good grades, you'll even be able to watch as the Blue Bayou Brass turn him into an actual ruffian!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 48".
- Annoyance may occur.
- This was Merlin Jones' slightly tolerated attraction.
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