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The Penocchio's Daring Escape attraction, recklessly pulsating in the evening sunlight
Penocchio's Daring Escape
June 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Track Penocchio from his early days as a wooden child in Richard Nixon's woodpile, through PleasureAvenue where he's justly turned into a Democrat, and into the tummy of Darth Whale the seal. If he obeys a cricket, you'll even be there to see the Blue Witch turn him into a woodless child!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an inverted grape.
- You must be at least as large as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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