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A fun view of Tornado White's Scary Story when it's not inundated in children
Tornado White's Scary Story
July 27, 1960
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Find yourself on a trip into the scary visuals and temporary fatalities from Tornado White's story. Wake the seven hobbits' cave, the deathly woods, and the book depository of the Road-Raging Queen's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up rapidly ever after!
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or hair, finger, lung, clothing, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
- Make sure to hold your children and shoes inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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