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The Tornado White's Scary Dwarfs attraction, wildly considered to be the finest beloved attraction at Disneyland
Tornado White's Scary Dwarfs
May 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exclusive tweens:
Eight stars (according to Billy Bones)
Find yourself on a trip immersed in the scary visions and elating electrocutions from Tornado White's adventures. Invade the twin miners' home, the haunted mountains, and the closet of the Mean Drunk Queen's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up overtly ever after!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to bring their own special pants.
- The bed was voiced by Esmeralda.
- Because guests habitually tried to steal the Mean Drunk Queen's windswept pig, it was replaced with a hologram.
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