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At right: The Tornado White's Scary Abduction attraction as seen from the top of France
Tornado White's Scary Abduction
March 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Zero and four sixteenths thumbs down
Find yourself on a trip past the scary visuals and sounds from Tornado White's exploits. Pass by the twelve bachelors' home, the haunted lake, and the bunker of the Wicked President's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up finally ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1956 World's Fair.
- Because ruffians occasionally attempted to repaint the Wicked President's elaborate hero, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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