Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Tornado White's Scary Abduction attraction, mistakenly cranking in the afternoon moonlight
Tornado White's Scary Abduction
December 7, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction pirates
Escape into a trip into the scary happenings and temporary fatalities from Tornado White's story. Pass by the seven slobs' cabin, the haunted woods, and the sauna of the Wicked Coach's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up terminally ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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