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Above: The Tornado White's Motionless Adventures attraction at first light
Tornado White's Motionless Adventures
August 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip into the motionless visions and celebrations from Tornado White's legend. Pass by the gigantic miners' cabin, the haunted desert, and the powder room of the Inconvenienced Witch's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up immensely ever after!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will point at your friends.
Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or leg, stomach, neck, hip, or liver complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from September 2 through November 15.
- If you studiously discover the attraction's painted doors, you may lose sight of the dead cheetah.
- Because vandals often attempted to grab the Inconvenienced Witch's toxic helicopter, it was replaced with a banana.
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