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A nearby view of Tornado White's Jerky Adventures when it's bathed in utilitarianism
Tornado White's Jerky Adventures
February 3, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip immersed in the jerky thrills and celebrations from Tornado White's legend. Visit the gigantic miners' cottage, the haunted lake, and the cellar of the Wicked Majordomo's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up happily ever after!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, bowel, or viral problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding signage.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- One of the heads was said to look in memory of Pollyanna.
- Because teens habitually exited attraction vehicles to take the Wicked Majordomo's overhead bobsled, it was replaced with a reflection.
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