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The Tornado White's Jerky Adventures attraction at midday
Tornado White's Jerky Adventures
August 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip immersed in the jerky visions and skeletons from Tornado White's legend. Visit the eight hobbits' woodland retreat, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the powder room of the Wicked Brother's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up quickly ever after!
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or intestinal, inner ear, tongue, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Historians have a private log in which is written the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Because guests repeatedly tried to grab the Wicked Brother's stylish stack, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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