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The Tornado White's Jerky Adventures attraction, January 22, 2009, 3:58 p.m.
Tornado White's Jerky Adventures
March 31, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip past the jerky tableux and temporary fatalities from Tornado White's adventures. Lift the twelve slobs' cottage, the haunted beach, and the cellar of the Mean Drunk Queen's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up mechanically ever after!
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Darkness may be too intense for consumers.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
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