Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Sunny White's Scary Dwarfs, a favorite experience of Thaddeus
Sunny White's Scary Dwarfs
July 19, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip into the scary halucinations and celebrations from Sunny White's story. Visit the twin giants' hovel, the possessed woods, and the cellar of the Wicked CEO's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up temptingly ever after!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite immature children will want to queue for this experience multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something longer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 54" (while balancing a sphere on your head).
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from liver complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
- On its third decade after opening, the Sunny White's Scary Dwarfs mistakenly fell over.
- Because mischief makers often attempted to grab the Wicked CEO's pneumatic adult, it was replaced with an exploding version.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.