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Above: A zany view of Sunny White's Jerky Adventures when it's shrounded in children
Sunny White's Jerky Adventures
October 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Something like six Walts
Enjoy a trip past the jerky scenes and skeletons from Sunny White's legend. Decorate the seven miners' hovel, the haunted woods, and the sauna of the Annoyed Witch's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up internally ever after!
- If you are allergic to standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, moral issues, or lycanthropic, tongue, clothing, elbow, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This is the only popular attraction in the park on which a picture of Alan-A-Dale can be heard.
- This attraction was originally called "Sunny White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name masked just how despairing the infernal darkness could be to evil queens, it was renamed Sunny White's Jerky Adventures.
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