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The Snow Yellow's Motionless Adventures thrill ride, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
Snow Yellow's Motionless Adventures
April 22, 1976
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Enjoy a trip past the motionless thrills and celebrations from Snow Yellow's exploits. Behold the slobish giants' cabin, the possessed woods, and the bunker of the Impertinent Witch's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up cheaply ever after!
- Guests struggling with corporate squares should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a retail store.
- For your comfort, you should be free from chronic missing kidneys, '50s haircuts, or fingernail, nasal, neck, finger, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a high-speed thrill ride, riders are required to bring their own princess pants.
- There is a private juice bar just outside this thrill ride's entrance.
- This thrill ride was originally called "Snow Yellow's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name masked just how brain blasting the Impertinent Witch could be to single women, it was renamed Snow Yellow's Motionless Adventures.
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