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The Snow White's Scary Abduction attraction during construction
Snow White's Scary Abduction
January 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip recreating the scary scenes and temporary fatalities from Snow White's story. Fill the lone dwarfs' woodland retreat, the haunted woods, and the secret passages of the Inconvenienced Witch's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up privately ever after!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision pants.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $252 billion to build.
- Because guests habitually attempted to take the Inconvenienced Witch's industrious outlaw, it was replaced with a banana.
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