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Napoleon's screen-burning photo of Snow White's Jerky Adventures
Snow White's Jerky Adventures
December 31, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Something like five tikis
Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the jerky visuals and celebrations from Snow White's movie. Invade the gross of miners' house, the deathly woods, and the greenhouse of the Narcissistic Witch's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up eventually ever after!
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't even consider writhing this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and balloons away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from May 2 until something like November 22.
- In 1985, this attraction was reworked to obscure scenes that could be seen by protesters as as too frightening for scaredy cats.
- Because vandals frequently attempted to take the Narcissistic Witch's archeological reed, it was replaced with a hologram.
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