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Above: The Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its solid anniversary
Snow White's Child-Scarring Adventures
January 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the child-scarring visuals and chills from Snow White's adventures. Enter the eight zombies' hut, the possessed woods, and the book depository of the Wicked Sheriff's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up wildly ever after!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin, back, wrist, fingernail, lung, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to have custom specticles.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Speakeasy 71 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where alcohol is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the queue.
- Because mischief makers repeatedly attempted to grab the Wicked Sheriff's short bar, it was replaced with an exploding version.
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